We Are In Agreement

Pajama Jeans

Pajama Jeans

I advise getting one size larger so you have room to tuck a sleeve of Hydrox, or a fried chicken.

The Google Superbowl Ad...

...was very cute, I liked it.

I wonder how long it took them to find questions that had benign auto-fill suggestions, unlike, say, anything that begins with "why"

Sweet, they answered my question

This Guy Looks Pretty Cool

Is that a riding switch?

Why does WashingtonPost.com's interface suck so much?

I don't really like visiting WaPo's website, what stories I do read I filter through GoogleReader. Occasionally, though, I drop by.

Something I just noticed is just how awful the interface is configured. The columns are cramped on the left, ads run on the top and the center, and the entire right side is vacant.

Compare this to The New York Times:

Or the Wall Street Journal:

Or ThinkProgress

Terrible.

Memories of 9/11

On 9/12 I went to a bar on the Upper West Side to have a beer. I discovered too late (i.e. after ordering) that it was a karaoke night.

Some guy got on stage and announced "this is for the firefighters!!" and treated us to a drunken, stirring rendition of Piano Man.

...a single tear ran down my cheek...

The father in this audio has makes every Scorsese villain sound like Ponyo

Viva la resistance

Sometimes, late at night, like now, for example, I wonder if we wouldn't be better off with a nice vein-gushing revolt.

Mansion-storming, cop-car-overturning, city-hall-torching revolt, compete with tyrants in gallows, heads on pikes and a massive, bloody redistribution of wealth.

But I need other people to do it because I'm scared and I don't have a gun.

And I would need warning because I'd like to move first, preferably out of the country.

I would support it from overseas.

Via Twitter

I am not multicultural

I was at the Grove trying, in vain, to get my laptop fixed. Some [seemingly*] Japanese guy gets on the elevator.

His phone rings. Ringtone: I Know What Boys Like.

He answers, and speaks. in fluent German.

I've lived in several major cities (one in Europe, even) and have still managed to avoid any whisper of international flair or sophistication.

My multiculturalism was the Cobra Kai to his Danny Laruso.

*Long flowing black hair with highlights, gold shirt, technicolor pants with vertical stripes; he was either a Japanese hipster or an assassin from Dora the Explorer.

Hello ladies

Can I interest you in some meth, pineapple Faygo, and tips for surviving on a 4th grade education?

This is and more (much, much more) photos from an, I shit you not, Insane Clown Posse concert (yes, they're still together, apparently).

Please read the following glossary to assist your enjoyment of the pictures.

Juggalo: An Insane Clown Posse Fan

Ninja: A really big (insane?) Insane Clown Posse fan

Video update: the chick on the right is pregnant.