Let's say you're Newt Gingrich

And lets' stipulate that you haven't run to the bathroom, drank a liter of watchhazel and hung yourself.

So you're still alive (corporally and electorally. That sounds kind of like Jesse Jackson, actually).

Anyway, this is how you did in Florida:

Check out that panhandle, a section of the state that closely resembles the rest of the south/appallachia.

Wouldn't you just rachet-up the rhetoric, stay hawkich on Israel (to keep the Adelson money coming in) and hold on till convention?

This is the sound of me praying for that very secenario.