The filthy hippies at the World Wildlife Fund are organizing an Earth Hour, scheduled for this Saturday at 8:30 p.m. The idea is that people will turn off their lights for 60 minutes, sit in the dark and read the Whole Earth Catalog by alpaca-tallow-candlelight.
After that everyone goes back to skipping 9-volt batteries across the lake.
Free Republic readers, unwilling to grant the earth even this brief reprieve, are organizing an Hour Of Power, which sounds awesome.
The
Freepers have shrewdly instructed everyone to demonstrate their support
by turning on their porch lights at 8:30 p.m.
On a Saturday.
This is like when I visit my grandma in the hospital and whisper into her ear "if you don't want be to take $20 out of your handbag, sing the opening riff to "Smoke on the Water.
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