Will the Facebook movie somehow avoid being awesome?

First I find out that they're making a movie about Facebook, a story replete with intrigue, theft, and doughy-Harvard-drop-outs nailing Victoria's secret models.

Then I find out that Aaron Sorkin is writing the script.

Now I find out that David Fincher may direct it and Michael Cera might play [Facebook founder] Mark Zuckerberg.

If I can somehow arrange to watch the film with Bill Clinton in a shared Snuggie it could be the greatest thing to ever happen to me.